Hey, Amira!

Anonymous asked: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

medicaatedd:

HahahahahahhHAHAHAHA

(Source: stephaniesearches, via jasmenk)

bunfem:

amiraruzuar:

kapan ya bikin SIM A beneran…..

dua tahun lagi ya mi? apa tiga? eh kamu 14 atau 15 sih? hahaha

even febrya thinks i’m 4-5 years younger than my real age :( 

bunfem:

amiraruzuar:

kapan ya bikin SIM A beneran…..

dua tahun lagi ya mi? apa tiga? eh kamu 14 atau 15 sih? hahaha

even febrya thinks i’m 4-5 years younger than my real age :( 

kapan ya bikin SIM A beneran…..

kapan ya bikin SIM A beneran…..

HANZHIR KEBIASAAN STALKING GUE LUAR BIASA (BERBAHAYA)

FORBIDDEN BLOG NO NO NO NO FORBIDDEON BLOG *click* :( :( :( :( :( what do i do what do do do do i do. 

bunfem:

simsgonewrong:

Yes, complain about your hunger pains when there is a woman giving birth two feet away from you. Well done.

men’s rights activists

bunfem:

simsgonewrong:

Yes, complain about your hunger pains when there is a woman giving birth two feet away from you. Well done.

men’s rights activists

a-little-bi-furious:

"Lesbians just havn’t met the right guy ye-"

Me: *kicks you in the crotch and launches you into space*

Me: I don’t think you’ve met the right solar system yet, try the next one

(via bunfem)